Friday, October 5, 2007

Management Jargons simplified

Dilberted – "I've been dilberted again.”. (To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character.)

404 – "Don't bother asking him . . . he's 404. (Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.)

Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've made a BIG mistake by sending a wrong mail to right person or vice-versa.

Intellectual Property - Stuff you own that has no visible or tangible value. Next time you have an idea, put a price tag on it. A trumped-up lawsuit can soon make that money a reality.

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